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Waterproof Love Blanket
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Be wild, free, and worry-free โ€” no mess, no stress, just pure connection.ย 

๐Ÿ’ฆ 100% Waterproof โ€“ Stay dry, no matter how hot it gets.
๐ŸŒ™ Soft & Silent โ€“ Feels like velvet, sounds like nothing.
๐Ÿงบ Wash & Reuse โ€“ Rinse, dry, repeat โ€” ready in minutes.
๐Ÿ›๏ธ Use Anywhere โ€“ Bed, couch, floor โ€” your rules.
๐Ÿ’‹ Discreet Shipping โ€“ No one knows but you.

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What makes this special?

Most couples hold back โ€” not because of love, but because of the mess that follows.
The Love Blanketโ„ข changes that. Itโ€™s not just waterproof โ€” itโ€™s freedom wrapped in softness.

  • ๐Ÿฉถ Luxury Comfort โ€“ Soft like a hug, smooth like silk.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฆ True Leakproof Tech โ€“ Multi-layer barrier that never lets a drop through.
  • ๐Ÿ”‡ Silent Design โ€“ No awkward sounds, just seamless intimacy.
  • ๐Ÿงผ Zero Cleanup Stress โ€“ One rinse, and itโ€™s ready again.
  • ๐Ÿ”’ Discreet & Private โ€“ Ships quietly, stores easily, and never gives you away.

Because great intimacy isnโ€™t just about passion โ€” itโ€™s about peace of mind.

What is this madeย of?

Every Love Blanketโ„ข is crafted from premium, skin-safe fabrics designed for both comfort and durability โ€” no plastic feel, no compromise.

  • ๐Ÿฉถ Ultra-Soft Velvet Surface โ€“ Luxurious touch that feels warm, smooth, and sensual against the skin.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฆ HydroGuardโ„ข Waterproof Layer โ€“ Advanced breathable membrane that blocks all liquids without trapping heat.
  • ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ Cooling Underside Weave โ€“ Regulates temperature so things stay hot, not sweaty.
  • ๐Ÿงต Precision Double-Stitch Edges โ€“ Reinforced seams built to handle every movement.
  • โ™ป๏ธ Machine-Washable & Reusable โ€“ Wash, dry, and go again โ€” built for years, not nights.

Because pleasure shouldnโ€™t come with cleanup โ€” it should come with comfort, confidence, and craftsmanship.

Because passion shouldnโ€™t come with consequences. Love without limits. Desire without mess.

Happy Endings fromย Realย Couples

Finallyโ€ฆ no more towel stress!

We used to throw down towels and still ended up changing sheets. This thing changed everything. Itโ€™s soft, silent, and totally leakproof.

โ€” Emily R.

Worth every penny.

I honestly thought it was hype until we tried it. The fabric feels amazing โ€” like a cozy blanket, not plastic. Zero cleanup, zero worries.

โ€” Jason & Mia, 29

Weโ€™re more spontaneous again.

This took away that awkward hesitation before things got heated. Feels so freeing to not care about the bed anymore.

โ€” Laura T.

Soft, silent, and sexy.

Exactly what we needed โ€” it doesnโ€™t make any noise or feel weird. Just smooth and comfortable. 10/10 recommend.

โ€” Amir K.

Cleans like magic. I was skeptical about washing it, but it dries super fast and still feels new after multiple uses. The quality is insane.

โ€” Sophia M.

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100% Leakproof Freedom

Engineered with a multi-layer waterproof barrier that keeps every drop off your sheets โ€” no stress, no stains, just pure freedom.

Soft as a Whisper

Luxury velvet-touch fabric that feels sensual, stays silent, and moves with you โ€” so nothing breaks the moment.

Why Love Blanket?

Love Blanketโ„ข delivers worry-free passion and spotless sheets.

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FAQ!

How should I wash the Love Blanket?

For the Love Blanket, it is recommended to use a delicate wash program with a temperature of 30 to 40 degrees and a low spin speed (between 600 or 800 revolutions) in the washing machine. We advise against using fabric softener. For light stains (e.g., water-based), you can also just wring out the blanket and hang it up to dry.

How much liquid can the Love Blanket absorb?

It depends on the size of the blanket and the type of liquid. However, the largest Love Blanket can easily absorb over 1.5 liters of water, which should be sufficient for most adventures ;)

Does the liquid simply bead off or does it get absorbed?

Both, actually. When liquid first lands on the blanket, it stays on the surface due to surface tension. However, if you break that tension (e.g., by running your hand over it), the blanket will absorb the liquid.

What size should I choose?

All our Loveblankets are made from the same material and can reliably absorb liquids. However, for couples, we recommend the largest blanket (XL) to ensure nothing ends up beside the blanket when things get heated :)

What Couples Are Saying ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Ava & Noah

Ava & Noah โœ” Verified Purchase

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No more towel panic. Love Blanket is soft, totally leakproof, and lets us focus on each otherโ€”not the cleanup.

Priya & Daniel

Priya & Daniel โœ” Verified Purchase

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Feels like a cozy throw, not plastic. Silent, comfy, and our sheets stay spotless. Worth every dollar.

Lena & Thomas

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Game changer. No crinkle sounds, no worries about stainsโ€”just easy, spontaneous nights again.

Nora & Arjun

Nora & Arjun โœ” Verified Purchase

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We used to avoid certain nights because of the mess. Now itโ€™s rinse, dry, done. The freedom is unreal.

Sofia & Ryan

Sofia & Ryan โœ” Verified Purchase

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Discreet shipping, premium feel, and it dries fast after a quick wash. We keep it on the nightstand.

Zara & Leo

Zara & Leo โœ” Verified Purchase

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Soft, silent, and absolutely leakproof. We stopped stressing about our mattressโ€”best buy this year.

Layla & Ethan

Layla & Ethan โœ” Verified Purchase

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No plastic feel at allโ€”just plush comfort. Weโ€™re way more relaxed and present, every single time.

Maya & Chris

Maya & Chris โœ” Verified Purchase

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Cleanup anxiety killed our mood. Love Blanket fixed it in one night. Sheets dry, vibe high. Zero regrets.

Hannah & Miles

Hannah & Miles โœ” Verified Purchase

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Travel-friendly and folds small. We even use it on the couchโ€”no stress, no stains. 10/10 recommend.

Jade & Marco

Jade & Marco โœ” Verified Purchase

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Feels premium, washes fast, and still looks new after weeks. Weโ€™re finally done with awkward towels.